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Thu, 24 May 2001 22:13:43 +0100
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Hiya People...
Today a bunch of chaps are discussing the intelligence (or lack thereof)
of their wives...
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
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------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------
An Englishman, a German, a Scotsman, and an Irishman were sitting in a
pub sipping their pints. Discussion eventually turned to exactly how
stupid their respective wives were.
The Englishman said, "I tell you, my wife is so stupid. Last week she
went to the grocery and bought $300 worth of fresh meat because it was
on sale - but we don't even have a fridge to keep it in!"
The German said, "That's nothing. My wife just spent $1,000 on ski
equipment, and she doesn't even ski!"
The Scotsman agreed that his mates' wives sounded pretty thick, but he
declared his wife to be even thicker in the head. "Why, she's so stupid
that just last week she went out and spent $17,000 on a new car, and she
doesn't even know how to drive!"
The Irishman continued to drink his drink and look thoughtful. At length
he nodded sagely in agreement and allowed that all three women "sounded
as if they had walked naked through the stupid forest and been hit by
every branch."
However, the Irishman stubbornly refused to concede that any woman was
stupider than his wife. "My wife left to go on a trip to Greece," he
explained, "and I watched her packing her bag, and she must have put
about 100 condoms in it - and she doesn't even have a penis!"
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