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Sat, 19 May 2001 02:08:01 +0100
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Hiya People...
This time we enjoy some letters from kids to their pastor...
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
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------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------
DEAR PASTOR (letters from the kids)
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Dear Pastor, I know God loves everybody but He never met my sister.
Yours sincerely, Arnold. Age 8, Nashville.
Dear Pastor, Please say in your sermon that Peter Peterson has been a
good boy all week. I am Peter Peterson.
Sincerely, Pete. Age 9, Phoenix
Dear Pastor, My father should be a minister. Every day he gives us a
sermon about something.
Robert Anderson, age 11
Dear Pastor, I'm sorry I can't leave more money in the plate, but my
father didn't give me a raise in my allowance. Could you have a sermon
about a raise in my allowance?
Love, Patty. Age 10, New Haven
Dear Pastor, My mother is very religious. She goes to play bingo at
church every week even if she has a cold.
Yours truly, Annette. Age 9, Albany
Dear Pastor, I would like to go to heaven someday because I know my
brother won't be there.
Stephen. Age 8, Chicago
Dear Pastor, I think a lot more people would come to your church if you
moved it to Disneyland.
Loreen. Age 9. Tacoma
Dear Pastor, I liked your sermon where you said that good health is more
important than money but I still want a raise in my allowance.
Sincerely, Eleanor. Age 12, Sarasota
Dear Pastor, Please pray for all the airline pilots. I am flying to
California tomorrow.
Laurie. Age 10, New York City
Dear Pastor, I hope to go to heaven some day but later than sooner.
Love, Ellen, age 9. Athens
Dear Pastor, Please say a prayer for our Little League team. We need
God's help or a new pitcher. Thank you.
Alexander. Age 10, Raleigh
Dear Pastor, My father says I should learn the Ten Commandments. But I
don't think I want to because we have enough rules already in my house.
Joshua. Age 10, South Pasadena
Dear Pastor, Who does God pray to? Is there a God for God?
Sincerely, Christopher. Age 9, Titusville
Dear Pastor, Are there any devils on earth? I think there may be one in
my class.
Carla. Age 10, Salina
Dear Pastor, I liked your sermon on Sunday. Especially when it was
finished.
Ralph, Age 11, Akron
Dear Pastor, How does God know the good people from the bad people? Do
you tell Him or does He read about it in the newspapers?
Sincerely, Marie. Age 9, Lewiston
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