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Sun, 15 Apr 2001 20:33:31 +0100
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Hiya Folks...
Once again we head for the divorce courts for today's story...
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
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------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------
Dan married one of a pair of identical twins. Less then a year later he
was in court filing for a divorce.
"Tell the court why you want a divorce," the judge said
"Well, Your Honor," Dan started, "every once in a while my sister-in-law
would come over for a visit, and because she and my wife are identical,
sometimes I'd end up making love to her by mistake."
"Surely there must be some difference between the two women," the judge
said.
"Exactly, Your Honor. That's why I want the divorce."
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