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Thu, 5 Apr 2001 03:35:00 +0100
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Hiya Folks...
Here we meet some people getting their just rewards in heaven...
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
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------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------
Three men go to the gates of heaven after they die and they speak to
God. God tells the three men that they will need transportation around
Heaven. The type of transportation you have depends on how faithful you
were to your spouse.
So the first man walks up to God and God asks the first man, "Were you
faithful to your wife?"
The first man replied, "Yes, well, I may have cheated on her once."
God asked the first man, "Exactly how many times did you cheat on her?"
And the man says, "OK, I cheated on her 11 times."
So God gave the man a Buick Skylark.
Then God asked the second man the same question and the second man
answered, "I cheated on my wife 5 times."
So God gave the man a Honda Accord.
Then God asked the third man the same question.
The third man replied, "I have never cheated on my wife. I have always
been completely faithful to her."
So God gave this man a beautiful convertible Mercedes, and he was the
envy of the other men in his beautiful sports car. All the other men
were jealous, but they knew that they got what they deserved.
One day while on the road, the first two men saw the third man driving
in his Mercedes looking very upset so they pulled up next to him and the
first man asked, "What's wrong? You have a gorgeous car! You should be
having the best time of all three of us."
The third man just looked down the road with his mouth wide open and
said, "I just passed my wife on roller skates."
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