The Loony Bin
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Fri, 9 Mar 2001 02:15:27 +0000
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Hiya Loonies...
Here's a puzzler...how do you convince someone he's alive...???
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
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------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------
Perhaps you've heard of the man who thought he was dead, when in reality
he was very much alive. His delusion became such a problem that his
family finally paid for him to see a psychiatrist.
The psychiatrist spent many laborious sessions trying to convince the
man he was still alive. Nothing seemed to work. Finally the doctor tried
one last approach. He took out his medical books and proceeded to show
the patient that dead men don't bleed. After hours of tedious study, the
patient seemed convinced that dead men don't bleed.
"Do you now agree that dead men don't bleed?" the doctor asked.
"Yes, I do," the patient replied.
"Very well, then," the doctor said.
He took out a pin and pricked the patient's finger. Out came a trickle
of blood.
The doctor asked, "What does that tell you?"
"Oh my goodness!" the patient exclaimed as he stared incredulously at
his finger....... "Dead men do bleed!!"
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