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Thu, 1 Mar 2001 02:03:00 +0000
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Hiya People...
Today we catch up with a group of archaeologists trying to understand
what they've found...
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
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Just read this and when I stopped laughing I had to share it. I hope it
doesn't offend anyone:
A team of archaeologists was excavating in Israel when they came upon a
cave. Written across the wall of the cave were the following symbols, in
this order of appearance:
A women - A donkey - A shovel - A fish - and the Star of David.
They decided that this was a unique find and the writings were at least
three thousand years old. They chopped out the piece of stone and had it
brought to the museum where archaeologists from all over the world came
to study the ancient symbols. They held a huge meeting after months of
conferences to discuss the meaning of the markings.
The president of the society stood up and pointed at the first drawing
and said: "This looks like a woman. We can judge that the race was
family oriented and held women in high esteem. You can also tell they
were intelligent, as the next symbol resembles a donkey, so, they were
smart enough to have animals help them till the soil.
The next drawing looks like a shovel of some sort, which means they even
had tools to help them. Even further proof of their high intelligence
was in the fish, which means that if a famine had hit the earth, whereby
the food didn't grow, they would take to the sea for food.
The last symbol appears to be the Star of David which means they were
evidently Hebrews."
The audience applauded enthusiastically.
Suddenly a little old man stood up in the back of the room and said:
"Idiots! Hebrews read from right to left. It says: Holy Mackerel, Dig
the Ass on that Woman!"
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