Dental Visit...

The Loony Bin ( loonies@bloodaxe.com )
Thu, 22 Feb 2001 19:39:32 +0000


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Hiya All...

Time to catch up with a gent who visits his dentist for an extraction
and wants value for his money...

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A man goes into the dentist's office to get a bad tooth pulled. As he is
opening his mouth and the dentist is about to drill, he asks how long
the procedure will take.

"Five minutes," the dentist proudly states. "You'll be out of here
before you know it, and won't feel a thing - the local will last 10
minutes."

"And how much is this costing again?" the man asks.

"$190." the dentist states plainly.

"Geesh," the man grumbled, "it's a crime to be able to hold a man
captive for five minutes and charge him $190!"

"Then for you, I'll give you a special!" the dentist said, and the man's
face looked pleasantly relieved. "I'll take 15 minutes to do the
extraction."


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