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Fri, 9 Feb 2001 04:19:34 +0000
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Recently, at a theological meeting in Rome, scholars had a heated debate
on the subject of the ethnicity and nationality of Jesus. One by one,
they offered their evidence:
THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS MEXICAN
1. His name was Jesus
2. He was bilingual
3. He was always being harassed by the authorities
But then there were equally good arguments that...
JESUS WAS BLACK
1. He called everyone "brother"
2. He liked Gospel
3. He couldn't get a fair trial
But then there were equally good arguments that...
JESUS WAS JEWISH
1. He went into his father's business
2. He lived at home until he was 33
3. He was sure his mother was a virgin, and his mother was sure he was
God
But then there were equally good arguments that...
JESUS WAS ITALIAN
1. He talked with his hands
2. He had wine with every meal
3. He used olive oil
But then there were equally good arguments that...
JESUS WAS A CALIFORNIAN
1. He never cut his hair
2. He walked around barefoot
3. He started a new religion
But then there were equally good arguments that...
JESUS WAS IRISH
1. He never got married
2. He was always telling stories
3. He loved green pastures
But perhaps the most compelling evidence
THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS A WOMAN
1. He had to feed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was no food
2. He kept trying to get the message across to a bunch of men who just
DIDN'T GET IT
3. Even when he was dead, he had to get up because there was more work
for him to do.
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