The Loony Bin
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Thu, 28 Dec 2000 00:35:36 +0000
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Hiya Loonies...
This one's from Alan...he's a proud Canadian...
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
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------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------
So, what DOES a Canadian Have to be Proud of?
1. Smarties
2. Crispy Crunch
3. Coffee Crisp
4. The size of our footballs.
5. Lacrosse.
6. Hockey.
7. Basketball is also Canadian.
8. Mr. Dress-up can kick Mr. Rogers ass.
9. Tim Hortons kicks Dunkin' Donuts ass.
10. In the war of 1812, Canadians pushed the Americans so far
back...past their White House, that we burned it...and most of
Washington; under the command of William Lyon McKenzie who was
insane and hammered all of the time. We got bored because they
ran away so we came home and partied...
11. Canada has the largest French population that never surrendered to
Germany.
12. We have the largest English population that never-ever surrendered
to anybody.
13. Our civil war was a big bar fight that lasted a little over an hour.
14. The only person who was arrested in our civil war was an American
mercenary, who slept in and missed the whole thing... but showed
up just in time to get caught.
15. We knew plaid was cool far before Seattle caught on.
16. The Hudson's Bay Company once owned over 10% of the earth's surface
and is still around as the world's oldest Company.
17. The average dog sled team can kill and devour a full grown human in
under 3 minutes.
18. We still know what to do with all the parts of a buffalo.
19. We don't marry our kin-folk.
20. We invented ski-doos, jet-skis, Velcro, zippers, zambonis, the long
distance and shortwave radios that save countless lives each
year.
21. We ALL have frozen our tongues to something metal and lived to tell
about it.
22. Oh yah...and the handles on our beer cases are big enough to fit
your hands with mitts on.
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