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Thu, 21 Dec 2000 18:55:22 +0000
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Hiya Folks...
Here's a mixed bag of jokes for Christmas...
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
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------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------
Christmas Jokes
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Q: What does Santa Claus do in his garden?
A: Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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My stockings were hanging by the chimney with care,
I'd been wearing them for months and they needed the air.
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Q: Did you hear about the family who owned an English pointer
and an Irish setter?
A: The dogs get together at Christmas time and have pointsetters.
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Q: If an athlete gets athlete's foot, what does an astronaut get??
A: Missile toe!
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Q: What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
A: Snowflakes.
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Q: What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
A: Claustrophobic.
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