Christmas Jokes...

The Loony Bin ( loonies@bloodaxe.com )
Thu, 21 Dec 2000 18:55:22 +0000


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Hiya Folks...

Here's a mixed bag of jokes for Christmas...

Wishes & Dreams...

- ANDREA
        xx

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Christmas Jokes
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Q: What does Santa Claus do in his garden?
A: Hoe, hoe, hoe!
    
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My stockings were hanging by the chimney with care,
   I'd been wearing them for months and they needed the air.
 
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Q: Did you hear about the family who owned an English pointer 
       and an Irish setter?
A: The dogs get together at Christmas time and have pointsetters.
 
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Q: If an athlete gets athlete's foot, what does an astronaut get??
A: Missile toe!
 
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Q: What do snowmen eat for breakfast? 
A: Snowflakes. 
      
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Q: What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? 
A: Claustrophobic. 
 

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