Happy Couple...

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Fri, 6 Oct 2000 03:18:42 +0100


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  ------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------

 
The Happy Couple
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An old man and woman were married for years even though they hated each
other. When they had a confrontation, screams and yelling could be heard
deep into the night. A constant statement was heard by the neighbors who
feared the man the most. 

"When I die I will dig my way up and out of the grave to come back and
haunt you for the rest of your life!"
  
They believed he practiced black magic and was responsible for missing
cats and dogs, and strange sounds at all hours. He was feared and
enjoyed the respect it garnished.
  
He died abruptly under strange circumstances and the funeral had a
closed casket. After the burial, the wife went straight to the local bar
and began to party as if there was no tomorrow. 
 
The gaiety of her actions were becoming extreme while her neighbors
approached in a group to ask these questions: Are you not afraid?
Concerned? Worried? That this man who practiced black magic and stated
when he died he would dig his way up and out of the grave to come back
and haunt you for the rest of your life?
  
The wife put down her drink and said..."let the old guy dig. I had him
buried upside down."


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