Sons of Norway...

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Thu, 28 Sep 2000 01:18:32 +0100


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Anyone remember if we've had a joke about Norwegians before...???

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  ------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------

 
Sons Of Norway
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Ole, Lars and Sven had been going to the Sons of Norway hall meeting as
long as there had been a hall. And every month, wouldn't ya know it,
they didn't win a prize in the monthly drawing. That is until the last
meeting.
 
Sven was the first one of the three to get his name drawn. He won two
pounds of spaghetti sauce, four boxes of noodles, and three pounds of
Swedish meatballs.
 
Ole had his name drawn next. He got himself round trip tickets to
Duluth, a nights stay at the Dew Drop Inn and a pair of tickets to see
the Inger Triplets Polka Ensemble. Ole thought that he had died and gone
to heaven.
 
Lars was the last one to have his name drawn, he won a toilet brush.
  
At the next monthly meeting, they sat down together to check out how
they had fared for the past month. 

Sven said "Uff da, I had dat pasghetti for tree days. It was so good,
and Helga didn't have to buy food for them dere tree days."
 
Ole said "Lena was so happy vhen I brought home dem tickets. The trip up
to Duluth was nice, we got to ride da Greyhound, and you know, they got
a built in outhouse on dat dere bus. And the Inger Triplets, if I didn't
know better, I would swear dey were sisters."
 
Then Ole turned to Lars, and asked him how his prize worked out. Lars
looks at them both and says "Dat dere toilet brush is nice, but I tink
I'll go back to using paper."


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