The Loony Bin
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Tue, 19 Sep 2000 03:54:13 +0100
The Loony Bin - http://loonies.net800.co.uk/ Hiya Folks... Here's another list for you to look at: * Do you want more from your daily joke e-mail list ??? * Then step up to the "KING OF ALL JOKES" >>> The best Adult Humor and Puzzles <<< * Just Send a blank e-mail to * KINGOFALLJOKES-subscribe@topica.com or go to http://www.kingofalljokes.com ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Here are some things to note from the 90's... Wishes & Dreams... - ANDREA xx *********THE LOONY BIN****loonies@bloodaxe.com********* *** *** *** Archive: http://loonies.net800.co.uk/ *** *** *** ************ANDROMEDA******Internet Goddess************ ------- Forwarded foolishness follows ------- THE END OF THE '90'S You knew the 90's were almost over when . . . 1. Everyone used to joke about a Starbucks on every corner, and now there is a Starbucks on every corner. 2. People mark December 31st on their calendar as "The End of the World." 3. Gen-Xers trade their futons in for orthopaedic support mattresses. 4. You realize a big family is inefficient and decide to downsize. 5. HBO introduces it's new channel: HBO Pi - The channel that never repeats. 6. Movie promos brag, "Funniest Movie of the Millennium." 7. Parents complain to their college kids, "You never e-mail us anymore." 8. Clinton responds to all allegations with, "So what are you gonna do about it?" 9. People tell you their salary followed by, "with stock options." 10. George Foreman's Super-Deluxe Grill loses to Muhammad Ali's Damn- Straight Salad Shooter. 11. Ritalin comes in the shapes of Flintstones characters. 12. Everything computer science majors learn in school is outdated before graduation. 13. Domino's Pizza only delivers to non-smoking homes. 14. Out of force-of-habit, you tag your signature with ".com." 15. People refer to New Age remedies as Old School. 16. You realize you haven't seen a movie this decade that hasn't been interrupted by a cell phone. 17. You're sick of receiving lists about the 90s. Please include this information if you forward this joke: ********************************************************* This joke and others like it, can be found in: The Loony Bin http://loonies.net800.co.uk/ ********************************************************* Get PAID to surf the Web! http://www.alladvantage.com/go.asp?refid=BFN610 ______________________________________________________________________ To unsubscribe, write to loonies-unsubscribe@listbot.com