The Loony Bin
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Tue, 5 Sep 2000 03:11:31 +0100
The Loony Bin - http://loonies.net800.co.uk/ Hiya Folks... Here's another list for you to look at: To subscribe to HOOTS Clean Jokes & Quotes Send an e-mail to: Hoots-subscribe@egroups.com http://www.egroups.com/group/Hoots ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Here are some of the strange notes which parents have written to teachers...we've seen a couple of these before, but there are some new ones... Wishes & Dreams... - ANDREA xx *********THE LOONY BIN****loonies@bloodaxe.com********* *** *** *** Archive: http://loonies.net800.co.uk/ *** *** *** ************ANDROMEDA******Internet Goddess************ ------- Forwarded foolishness follows ------- The following is a list with actual notes from parents (including spelling) to school offices: * My son is under a doctor's care and should not take P.E. today. Please execute him. *Please excuse Lisa for being absent. She was sick and I had her shot. * Dear school: Please ekscuse John being ansent on Jan. 28, 29, 30, 31, 32,and 33. * Please excuse Tommy for being absent yesterday. He had diarrhea and his boots leak. *Sally win't be in school a week from Friday. We have to attend her funeral. *My daughter was absent yesterday because she was tired. She spent a weekend with the marines. *Please excuse Mary for being absent yesterday. She was in bed with gramps. Please include this information if you forward this joke: ********************************************************* This joke and others like it, can be found in: The Loony Bin http://loonies.net800.co.uk/ ********************************************************* Get PAID to surf the Web! http://www.alladvantage.com/go.asp?refid=BFN610 ______________________________________________________________________ To unsubscribe, write to loonies-unsubscribe@listbot.com