Notes to Teachers...

The Loony Bin ( loonies@bloodaxe.com )
Tue, 5 Sep 2000 03:11:31 +0100


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Here are some of the strange notes which parents have written to
teachers...we've seen a couple of these before, but there are some new
ones...

Wishes & Dreams...

- ANDREA
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The following is a list with actual notes from parents (including
spelling) to school offices: 
       
       
* My son is under a doctor's care and should not take P.E. today. Please
execute him. 
       
*Please excuse Lisa for being absent. She was sick and I had her shot. 
       
* Dear school: Please ekscuse John being ansent on  Jan. 28, 29, 30, 31,
32,and 33. 
       
* Please excuse Tommy for being absent yesterday. He had diarrhea and
his boots leak. 
       
*Sally win't be in school a week from Friday. We have to attend her
funeral. 
       
*My daughter was absent yesterday because she was tired. She spent a
weekend with the marines. 
       
*Please excuse Mary for being absent yesterday. She was in bed with
gramps. 


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