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Sat, 26 Aug 2000 03:19:24 +0100
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Do you have the potential to be a professional...???... here's a test so
you can find out...
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- ANDREA
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------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------
This quiz consists of four questions that tell you whether or not you
are qualified to be a professional. SCROLL DOWN FOR THE ANSWERS. There
is no need to cheat. The questions are not that difficult. You just need
to think like a professional.
1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?
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The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe and
close the door. This question tests whether or not you are doing simple
things in a complicated way.
2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?
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Incorrect answer: Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant and shut
the refrigerator.
Correct answer: Open the refrigerator, take out of the giraffe, put in
the elephant and close the door. This question tests your foresight.
3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals
attend except one. Which animal does not attend?
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Correct answer: The elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator! This
tests if you are capable of comprehensive thinking.
OK, if you did not answer the last three questions correctly, this one
may be your last chance to test your qualifications to be a
professional.
4. There is a river filled with crocodiles. How do you cross it?
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Correct Answer: Simply swim through it. All the crocodiles are
attending the animal meeting! This question tests your reasoning
ability.
So...
If you answered four out of four questions correctly, you are a true
professional. Wealth and success await you.
If you answered three out of four, you have some catching up to do but
there's hope for you.
If you answered two out of four, consider a career as a hamburger
flipper in a fast food joint.
If you answered one out of four, try selling some of your organs. It's
the only way you will ever make any money.
If you answered none correctly, consider a career that does not require
any higher mental functions at all, such as law or politics.
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