Company Car...

The Loony Bin ( loonies@bloodaxe.com )
Wed, 9 Aug 2000 18:50:48 +0100


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Now, how can you recognise a company car...???

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TOP 16 WAYS TO RECOGNIZE A COMPANY CAR

1.  They travel faster in all gears, especially reverse.
2.  They accelerate at a phenomenal rate.
3.  They enjoy a much shorter braking distance.
4.  They can take bumps at twice the speed on private cars.
5.  Oil, battery, tire pressures and fluid levels do not need to be 
    checked nearly so often.
6.  They have a much tighter turning radius.
7.  The floor is shaped like an ashtray.
8.  They only burn the cheapest gas available.
9.  They do not have to be garaged at night.
10. They can be driven up to 100 miles with the oil warning light on.
11. They need cleaning less often, especially inside.
12. The suspension and trunk floor are reinforced to allow concrete 
    slabs and other heavy building materials to be carried.
13. They are adapted to allow reverse to be engaged while the car is 
    still in forward motion.
14. The tire side walls are designed for bumping into and over curbs.
15. Unusual and alarming engine noises are easily eliminated by the 
    adjustment of the radio volume control.
16. No security is needed. They may be left anywhere, unlocked, with the 
    keys in the ignition.


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