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Tue, 25 Jul 2000 00:57:58 +0100
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Some Jobs
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I am a medical student currently doing a rotation in toxicology at the
poison control center. Today, this woman called in very upset because
she caught her little daughter eating ants. I quickly reassured her that
the ants are not harmful and there would be no need to bring her
daughter into the hospital. She calmed down, and at the end of the
conversation she happened to mention that she gave her daughter some ant
poison to eat in order to kill the ants. I told her that she better
bring her daughter in to the ER right away.
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Boeing Employees
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Seems that a year ago, some Boeing employees on the field decided to
steal a life raft from one of the 747s. They were successful in getting
it out of the plant and home. When they took it for a float on the
Stilliguamish River, they were quite surprised by a coast guard
helicopter that was homing in on the emergency locator that is activated
when the raft is inflated. They are no longer employed at Boeing.
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The Best Job
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I worked for a while at a Wal-Mart store, selling sporting goods. As an
employee of Wal-Mart you are sometimes required to make store-wide
pages, e.g., "I have a customer in hardware who needs assistance at the
paint counter." One night a tentative female voice came over the
intercom system with the (I kid you not) following message: "I have a
customer by the balls in toys who needs assistance."
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