The Loony Bin
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11 Jul 2000 00:19:32 -0000
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Hiya All...
Here's another list for you to look at:
WHAT'S THIS NONSENSE? Those loveable scamps, Linky & Dinky, find the
DARNdest Web Links, and compile them for us in a highly disorganized,
scattershot manner... from the brainy, to the bizarre, to the obtuse,
Linky & Dinky rule! Always a FUN stop. Don't miss the Magic Trick,
it's a DOOZY! http://www.linkydinky.com
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Here are some more realistic Barbies for little girls to use as role
models...
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
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Realistic Barbie
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1. Bifocals Barbie. Comes with her own set of blended-lens fashion
frames in six wild colors (half-frames too!), neck chain and large-print
editions of Vogue and Martha Stewart Living.
2. Hot Flash Barbie. Press Barbie's bellybutton and watch her face turn
beet red while tiny drops of perspiration appear on her forehead. Comes
with hand-held fan and tiny tissues.
3. Facial Hair Barbie. As Barbie's hormone levels shift, see her sprout.
Available with teensy tweezers and magnifying mirror.
4. Flabby Arms Barbie. Hide Barbie's droopy triceps with these new,
roomier-sleeved gowns. Good news on the tummy front, too - muumuus with
tummy-support panels are included.
5. Bunion Barbie. Years of disco dancing in stiletto heels have given
Barbie sore tootsies. Soothe her sores with the pumice stone and
plasters, then slip on soft terry mules.
6. No-More-Wrinkles Barbie. Erase those pesky crow's-feet and lip lines
with a tube of Skin Sparkle-Spackle, from Barbie's own line of exclusive
age-blasting cosmetics.
7. Soccer Mom Barbie. All that experience as a cheer-leader is really
paying off as Barbie dusts off her old high school megaphone to root for
Babs and Ken, Jr. Comes with minivan in robin-egg blue or white, and
cooler filled with doughnut holes and fruit punch.
8. Mid-life Crisis Barbie. It's time to ditch Ken. Barbie needs a
change, and Fred (her personal trainer) is just what the doctor ordered.
They're hopping in her new red Miata and heading for the coast. Includes a
real tape of "Breaking Up Is Hard to Do."
9. Divorced Barbie. Sells for $199.99. Comes with Ken's house, Ken's
car and Ken's boat.
10. Recovery Barbie. Too many parties have finally caught up with the
ultimate party girl. Now she does Twelve Steps instead of dance steps.
Comes with a little copy of The Big Book and a six-pack of Diet Coke.
11. Post-Menopausal Barbie. This Barbie wets her pants when she sneezes,
forgets where she puts things, and cries a lot. She is sick and tired of
Ken sitting on the couch watching the tube, clicking through the channels.
Comes with Depends and Kleenex. As a bonus this year, the book "Getting In
Touch with Your Inner Self" is included.
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