Nuclear Physics...

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Wed, 5 Jul 2000 23:22:41 +0100


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EASY AS A-B-C 1-2-3

Dear Doctor Science, 

I don't like to study and so I'm not doing very well in school. Is there
any subject that I could concentrate on that would be fun and easy to
master...you know, that wouldn't involve a bunch of tedious study?

- Bernie Brown from St. Louis, MO 


Dear Bernie, 

Have you considered nuclear physics? It's even more unstructured than
most art classes. You just do your own thing and see what happens. Since
nobody really knows what the rules are, it's anything goes, and the
burden of proof lies anywhere but on you. If you can't explain the
results of your experiments, you just go ahead and invent another
subatomic particle. Then, if somebody else agrees with you that the
particle exists, they name it after you. You not only get away with
murder, you get famous!

- Doctor Science 


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