The Loony Bin
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Fri, 30 Jun 2000 01:30:48 +0100
The Loony Bin - http://loonies.net800.co.uk/ Hiya Loonies... Here's another list for you to look at: Do you LOVE Little Johnny jokes? Let him share his infinite wisdom with you Monday to Friday. Little Johnny jokes, classic jokes, favorite _sites_ and _finds_ of the day for those over 18. Every Wednesday is an edition of YOUR favorite jokes! Check out http://www.littlejohnny.com or send a blank email to littlejohnny-subscribe@topica.com ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Here are some more differences between men and women... Wishes & Dreams... - ANDREA xx *********THE LOONY BIN****loonies@bloodaxe.com********* *** *** *** Archive: http://loonies.net800.co.uk/ *** *** *** ************ANDROMEDA******Internet Goddess************ ------- Forwarded foolishness follows ------- Social Conduct, the Differences Even though we can now explain differences between men and women's social conducts genetically (that's the best excuse I've heard for years), several facts remain puzzling and distinguished professors in the field think the answer may be a few centuries away yet ... for instance, can you explain why: Men are biologically incapable of letting a woman light a barbecue. Men drive to a party, women drive back. Heterosexual women are not frightened by lesbians, whereas heterosexual men are terrified of homosexuals - once they are pointed out to them, by women. Men have flu, women have colds. Women do not replace tops on jars and tubes. Men put them on so tightly that they cannot be removed at all. Single-tasking men do one thing well at a time: (e.g. drink a cup of coffee.) In the same time a multitasking woman can make breakfast, make the children's sandwiches, organize the window cleaner, phone the office, dress the children, write shopping list, iron a shirt and de- flea the cat. Women have not yet realized this is an evolutionary disadvantage. Men warm their posteriors at the fire, women do not. Women's posteriors enable them to sit comfortably on the floor, men's do not. A man who regularly visits his mother is a mummy's boy. A woman who does the same is a good daughter. A man who has no difficulty in undressing an adult woman will nevertheless prove incapable of fitting a small child into a baby gown. A woman believes that visitors will be impressed by a clean house. A man believes that the visitors will be impressed with his large stereo. Exactly the same haircut will cost $30 more for a woman than it will for a man. Please include this information if you forward this joke: ********************************************************* This joke and others like it, can be found in: The Loony Bin http://loonies.net800.co.uk/ ********************************************************* Get PAID to surf the Web! http://alladvantage.com/go.asp?refid=BFN610 ______________________________________________________________________ To unsubscribe, write to loonies-unsubscribe@listbot.com