Serving the Turkey...

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Fri, 30 Jun 2000 14:00:40 +0100


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Here's Little Johnny trying to come to terms with life on Grandpa's
farm...

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- ANDREA
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  ------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------


Grandpa was showing little Johnny around the farm, and when they come to
the corral, he explained, "That's a bull and a cow, and he's serving
her."

A little later on, he said, "That's a stud and a mare, and he's serving
her too."

That night at supper, after everyone was seated and grace was said,
Grandma turned to Grandpa and said, "Will you please serve the
turkey?"

Little Johnny jumped up and yelled "If he does, I'm eating a
hamburger!"


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