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Here are some Tennessee laws which everyone should be aware of when
they're visiting that state...
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- ANDREA
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------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------
Tennessee
State Laws
You can't shoot any game other than whales from a moving automobile.
Hollow logs may not be sold.
Any person crippling, killing or in any way destroying a proud bitch
that is running at large shall not be held liable for the damages due to
such killing or destruction.
More than 8 women may not live in the same house because that would
constitute a brothel.
It is illegal to use a lasso to catch a fish.
"Crimes against nature" are prohibited.
Giving and receiving oral sex is still prohibited by law.
Stealing a horse is punishable by hanging.
Driving is not to be done while asleep.
The age of consent is 16, but 12 if the girl is a virgin.
It is legal to gather and consume roadkill.
Dyersburg:
It is illegal for a woman to call a man for a date.
Fayette County:
You may not have more than five inoperable vehicles on a piece of
property.
Lenoir City:
When you pull up to a stop sign you must fire a gun out the window to
warn horse carriages that you are coming.
Lexington:
No one may eat ice cream on the sidewalk.
Spitting on the sidewalk is prohibited.
Knoxville:
All businesses must have a "hitching post" outside the front of their
businesses.
Memphis:
Illegal for a woman to drive a car unless there is a man either running
or walking in front of it waving a red flag to warn approaching
motorists and pedestrians.
It's illegal for frogs to croak after 11 PM.
Panhandlers must first obtain a $10 permit before begging on the streets
of downtown Memphis. (Passed in 1996)
It is illegal to give any pie to fellow diners.
It is also illegal to take unfinished pie home. All pie must be eaten on
the premises.
Nashville:
Males may not be sexually aroused in public.
Oneida:
An ordinance forbids anyone to sing the song "It Ain't Goin' To Rain No
Mo'."
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