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Thu, 15 Jun 2000 21:17:37 +0100
The Loony Bin - http://loonies.net800.co.uk/ Hiya People... Here's another list for you to look at: CyberTrash - Very Spicy, Sometimes Trashy, Adult Humor 3 Daily Funnies - Quick and Easy to Read - WebTV friendly, Preview now at: http://www.humorhwy.com/cyber_trash.html Preview webtv format http://www.humorhwy.com/CT-webtv.html Join - Email: cybertrash@humorhwy.com Subject: Jokes4Me ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ How do you know if someone is using your email account... Wishes & Dreams... - ANDREA xx *********THE LOONY BIN****loonies@bloodaxe.com********* *** *** *** Archive: http://loonies.net800.co.uk/ *** *** *** ************ANDROMEDA******Internet Goddess************ ------- Forwarded foolishness follows ------- Someone is using your email account... 10 "Honey, why is an 18-wheeler from Amazon.com backing into our driveway?" 9 One Secret Service agent is sitting on your head while another is slapping cuffs on you. 8 Apparently, your flame war with DonCorleone@mafia.com is about to turn ugly. 7 When you log on, your computer says "You've got lawsuits!" 6 Your inbox is filled with sheep porno and you're strictly a cow porno kind of guy. 5 You're suddenly getting more Spam than the Hormel outlet store. 4 Sotheby's says the Rembrandt is yours and that you now owe them $71,000,000 and change. 3 Terse "Knock it off, Oedipus" email from your Mom. 2 Your wife calls you at the office to report that Pogdi, your Pakistani mail-order bride, has arrived. 1 "The resistance welcomes your involvement. Your contact information has been forwarded to a local insurgent who will bring supplies and reinforcements to you immediately." >From the Top 5 List. The Top 5 List www.topfive.com is Copyright 1999 by Chris White Please include this information if you forward this joke: ********************************************************* This joke and others like it, can be found in: The Loony Bin http://loonies.net800.co.uk/ ********************************************************* Get PAID to surf the Web! http://alladvantage.com/go.asp?refid=BFN610 ______________________________________________________________________ To unsubscribe, write to loonies-unsubscribe@listbot.com