Thesis Guidelines...

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Mon, 15 May 2000 23:41:12 +0100


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Here's some advice for those of you who are students and have a thesis
to write...

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THESIS GUIDELINES

Don't say:
"Because the original data did not give us the expected answer, we threw
out data until we got the answer we wanted."


Instead say:
"Exploratory estimates yielded unclustered results. However, closer
scrutiny of the original data suggested that, in all probability, some
of the data came from a different population. After discarding these
data, logically consistent & statistically significant estimates were
obtained."

Adapted from "The Best of the Journal of Irreproducible Results", Scherr
G.H., Ed. Workman Publishing, New-York, (1983).


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