Gone Fishing...

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Wed, 26 Apr 2000 10:37:34 +0100


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Gone Fishing
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Three blondes are sitting by the side of a river holding fishing poles
with the lines in the water. 

A Game Warden comes up behind them, taps one of them on the shoulder and
says, "Excuse me, ladies, I'd like to see your fishing licenses." 
 
"We don't have any." replied the first blonde.
 
"Well, if your going to fish, you need fishing licenses." said the Game
Warden.
 
"But officer," replied the second blonde, "we aren't fishing. We all
have magnets at the end of our lines and we're collecting debris off the
bottom of the river."
 
The Game Warden lifted up all the lines and, sure  enough, there were
horseshoe magnets tied on the end of each line.
 
"Well, I know of no law against it," said the Game Warden, "take all the
debris you want." And with that, the Game Warden left. 
 
As soon as the Game Warden was out of sight, the three blondes started
laughing  hysterically. "What a dumb Fish Cop," the second blonde said
to the  other two, "doesn't he know that there are steelhead in this
river?!"


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