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Tue, 18 Apr 2000 01:05:13 +0100
The Loony Bin - http://loonies.net800.co.uk/ Hiya Loonies... Here's another list for you to look at: (-(-(-(-(-(-( SPREAD THE MADNESS )-)-)-)-)-)-)-) The Mad Joker's Joke Lists. Crazy Humor for your Cranium Great Jokes, Toons, and links to wacky websites. The best hand picked jokes ThemadJoker-subscribe@e4joy.com One fresh cartoon Every day ToonaDay-subscribe@e4joy.com ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ What does it take to keep a system secure these days...??? Wishes & Dreams... - ANDREA xx *********THE LOONY BIN****loonies@bloodaxe.com********* *** *** *** Archive: http://loonies.net800.co.uk/ *** *** *** ************ANDROMEDA******Internet Goddess************ ------- Forwarded foolishness follows ------- Computer companies are renowned as pretty ruthless operators. But even Backbytes was shocked during a recent meeting with Groupe Bull. A Bull supremo was expounding the virtues of the company's Unix-based secure operating system, Scomp. Apparently, the system has been awarded the US Government's second-highest security classification, the legendary A2. The best that off-the-shelf UNIX can manage is a miserable B1. "We could have gone for A1 level security," explained the guru. "But we would have to shoot the programmers afterwards and we didn't think that would be fair." >From the "Backbytes" page of "Computing" magazine. Please include this information if you forward this joke: ********************************************************* This joke and others like it, can be found in: The Loony Bin http://loonies.net800.co.uk/ ********************************************************* Get PAID to surf the Web! http://alladvantage.com/go.asp?refid=BFN610 ______________________________________________________________________ To unsubscribe, write to loonies-unsubscribe@listbot.com