Dog Light Bulbs...

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Thu, 6 Apr 2000 01:51:45 +0100


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How would different breeds of dog go about changing a lightbulb...

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  ------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------


How many dogs does it take to......

These are the answers from dogs when asked "How many dogs does it take
to put in a light bulb?"

Golden Retriever:  The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our
whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid
burned-out light bulb?

Border Collie:  Just one. And I'll replace any wiring that's not up to
code.

Dachshund:  I can't reach the stupid lamp!

Toy Poodle:  I'll just blow in the Border collie's ear and he'll do it.
By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.

Rottweiler:  Go Ahead! Make me!

Shi-tzu:  Puh-leeze, dah-ling. Let the servants. . . .

Lab:  Oh, me, me!!! Pleeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can
I? Huh? Huh? Can I?

Malamute:  Let the Border collie do it. You can feed me while he's busy.

Cocker Spaniel:  Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the
dark.

Doberman Pinscher:  While it's dark, I'm going to sleep on the couch.

Mastiff:  Mastiffs are NOT afraid of the dark.

Hound Dog:  ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

Chihuahua:  Yo quiero Taco Bulb.

Irish Wolfhound:  Can somebody else do it? I've got a hangover.

Pointer:  I see it, there it is, right there...

Greyhound:  It isn't moving. Who cares?

Australian Shepherd:  Put all the light bulbs in a little circle...

Old English Sheep Dog:  Light bulb? Light bulb? That thing I just ate
was a light bulb?


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