The Loony Bin
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Sun, 2 Apr 2000 13:28:55 +0100
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Hiya Folks...
Here's another list for you to look at:
IS YOUR WIFE A HUGE "WITCH"
IS YOUR HUSBAND A FAT, WORTHLESS PIG?
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For all those dog fans, here's some sophisticated haiku poetry for
you...
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
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------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------
Doggie Haiku
I love my master;
Thus I perfume myself with
This long-rotten squirrel.
I lie belly-up
In the sunshine, happier than
You will ever be.
Today I sniffed many
Doggie derrieres - and I celebrate
By kissing your face.
I sound the alarm!
Paperboy - come to kill us all -
Look! Look! Look! Look!
I lift my leg and
Anoint each bush. Hello, Spot -
Sniff this and weep.
My human is home!
I am so ecstatic I
Have made a puddle.
Behold my choke chain -
Look, world, they strangle me!
Ack! Ack! Ack! Ack!
Sleeping here, my chin
On your foot - no greater bliss -
Well, maybe catching rats. . .
The cat is not all
Bad - she supplies the litterbox
With many Tootsie Rolls.
Dig under fence - why?
Because it's there. Because it's
There. Because it's there.
My owners' mood is
Romantic - I lie near their
Feet, expelling much gas.
How do I love thee?
The ways are numberless as
My hairs on the rug.
I am your best friend,
Now, always, and especially
When you are eating.
Look in my eyes and
Deny it. No human could
Love you so much.
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