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Wed, 2 Feb 2000 21:56:13 +0000


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Here's the story of a young man and his father-in-law...

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A very successful businessman had a meeting with his new son-in-law.  

"I love my daughter, and now I welcome you into the family," said the
man. "To show you how much we care for you, I'm making you a 50-50
partner in my business. All you have to do is go to the factory every
day and learn the operations."
 
The son-in-law interrupted, "I hate factories. I can't stand the noise."
 
"I see," replied the father-in-law. "Well, then you'll work in the
office and take charge of some of the operations."
 
"I hate office work," said the son-on-law. "I can't stand being stuck
behind a desk all day."
 
"Wait a minute," said the father-in-law. "I just make you half-owner of
a moneymaking organization, but you don't like factories and won't work
in a office. What am I going to do with you?"
 
"Easy," said the young man. "Buy me out."


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