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Sun, 2 Jan 2000 01:44:25 +0000
Hiya People... Here are those blondes again... Wishes & Dreams... - ANDREA xx *********THE LOONY BIN****loonies@bloodaxe.com********* *** *** *** Archive: http://loonies.net800.co.uk/ *** *** *** ************ANDROMEDA******Internet Goddess************ ------- Forwarded foolishness follows ------- * She sent me a fax with a stamp on it. * She thought a quarterback was a refund. * She tripped over the cordless phone. * She put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to makeup her mind. * She told someone to meet her at the corner of WALK and DON'T WALK. * She took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept. * At the bottom of the application where it says "sign here", she put Sagittarius. * If she spoke her mind, she'd be speechless. * When she heard that 90% of all crimes were around the home, she moved. * Did you hear about the blonde that got an AM radio? It took her months to figure out she could use it at night. * What did the blonde say when she saw the sign in front of the YMCA? "Look! They spelled MACY'S wrong!" * Why did the blonde stare at the frozen orange juice? Because it said "concentrate" * Why can't blondes take coffee breaks? They're too hard to retrain. * What do you call 9 blondes standing in a circle? A dope ring. * Why can't blondes be pharmacists? Because they can't fit the bottle in the typewriter. * What's the definition of eternity? 4 blondes at a 4-way stop. * What do you call five blondes at the bottom of the ocean? An air pocket. * What do you call a basement full of blondes? A whine cellar. * Why do blondes have TGIF on their shirts? "This goes in front" Please include this information if you forward this joke: ********************************************************* This joke and others like it, can be found in: The Loony Bin http://loonies.net800.co.uk/ ********************************************************* ______________________________________________________________________ To unsubscribe, write to loonies-unsubscribe@listbot.com