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Tue, 14 Dec 1999 05:21:57 +0000
Hiya All... Ever wonder what people actually confess at confession...??? Wishes & Dreams... - ANDREA xx *********THE LOONY BIN****loonies@bloodaxe.com********* *** *** *** Archive: http://loonies.net800.co.uk/ *** *** *** ************ANDROMEDA******Internet Goddess************ ------- Forwarded foolishness follows ------- Confession A man walks in to a confession booth and says, "I have sinned". "What did you do?" asks the priest. "I committed a murder." The priest says, "Take a drink out of the holy cup and you will be forgiven." A women walks in to the confession booth and says, "I have sinned". The priest asks her, "What did you do?" "I robbed six banks." The priest says, "Take a drink out of the holy cup and you will be forgiven." Another man walks in to the confession booth and says, "I have sinned". "What did you do?" asks the priest. "I peed in the holy cup." Please include this information if you forward this joke: ********************************************************* This joke and others like it, can be found in: The Loony Bin http://loonies.net800.co.uk/ ********************************************************* ______________________________________________________________________ To unsubscribe, write to loonies-unsubscribe@listbot.com