Smart Farmers...

The Loony Bin ( loonies@bloodaxe.com )
Thu, 25 Nov 1999 02:21:40 +0000


Hiya All...

Let's meet some farmers who aren't too bright...

Wishes & Dreams...

- ANDREA
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  ------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------


The Smart Farmers
 
There were two farmers, neither one had much common sense. They were
told by the Foreman to put the mule in the barn.
 
When they led the mule over to the barn, they decided that the mule's
ears were to long and he would not fit into the barn. So they put their
heads together and decided to get a ladder and a saw and saw the
overhead of the barn out so the mule could walk right on in the barn.
 
They began their job and the Foreman walked over to them and asked them
why they were sawing out the top of the barn. 

When they told the Foreman the mule's ears were too long to go into the
barn, the Foreman said: "Why don't you just get a shovel and dig the
dirt out of the ground below, then the mule could walk on in."
 
The two half smarts looked at each other and said "We told you his ears
are too long, not his feet!


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