Cat & Mouse...

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Tue, 14 Dec 1999 04:38:20 +0000


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Now, here's the story of a cat and mouse in heaven...

Wishes & Dreams...

- ANDREA
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CAT AND MOUSE IN HEAVEN

A mouse gets to Heaven and God asks him, "What do you want more than
anything else."

The mouse replies, "Just a pair of roller skates."

So of course his wish is granted and he skates off happily into Heaven.

The next day a cat gets to Heaven. He is asked, "What do you want more
than anything else?"

"Just a good meal," replies the cat.

So the cat is told that his wish will be granted soon and is sent off to
his room.

Later that night the cat hears a knock at his door. It's one of the
angels who has come to check up on the newcomer. The angel asks, "So,
are you enjoying your stay?"

"Oh yes!," answers the cat, "Just tonight I was served meals on wheels!"


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