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Hiya People... What do the Amish do for fun...??? Wishes & Dreams... - ANDREA xx *********THE LOONY BIN****loonies@bloodaxe.com********* *** *** *** Archive: http://loonies.net800.co.uk/ *** *** *** ************ANDROMEDA******Internet Goddess************ ------- Forwarded foolishness follows ------- TOP TEN AMISH SPRING BREAK ACTIVITIES 10. Drink molasses 'til you heave. 9. Stuff as many guys as you can into a buggy. 8. Churn butter naked. 7. Blow past Dairy Queen on a really outrageous Clydesdale. 6. Get a tattoo: "Born To Raise Barns". 5. Cruise the streets of Belleville shouting insults at people with zippers. 4. Sleep in 'til 6:00 a.m. 3. Drive over to Allentown and kick some Mennonite butt. 2. Two words: Buttermilk kegger And the number one Amish Spring Break Activity: 1. Wet bonnet contest. Please include this information if you forward this joke: ********************************************************* This joke and others like it, can be found in: The Loony Bin http://loonies.net800.co.uk/ ********************************************************* ______________________________________________________________________ To unsubscribe, write to loonies-unsubscribe@listbot.com