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Thu, 4 Nov 1999 22:29:12 +0000
Hiya People... Here's another list for you to look at: FREE RECIPES! BOOMER MEMORIES! FREE RECIPES! RECIPE DU JOUR Free easy-to-prepare recipes, Boomer memories, plus humor. Delivered free daily via email. To subscribe mailto:recipedujour-subscribe@listbot.com ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Now on with the humour... Here are some points to ponder... Wishes & Dreams... - ANDREA xx *********THE LOONY BIN****loonies@bloodaxe.com********* *** *** *** Archive: http://loonies.net800.co.uk/ *** *** *** ************ANDROMEDA******Internet Goddess************ ------- Forwarded foolishness follows ------- IFS AND WHYS * If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented? * If people from Poland are called "Poles", why aren't people from Holland called "Holes"? * When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say? * Why are a wise man and a wise guy opposites? * Why do overlook and oversee mean opposite things? * If horrific means to make horrible, does terrific mean to make terrible? * Why isn't 11 pronounced onety one? * Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery? * Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist, but a person who drives a race car not called a racist? * If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled? * Why do women wear evening gowns to nightclubs? Shouldn't they be wearing night gowns? * If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular? * When someone asks you, "A penny for your thoughts," and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny? * Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker? * Why do croutons come in airtight packages? It's just stale bread to begin with. * If you mixed vodka with orange juice and milk of magnesia, would you get a Philips Screwdriver? * Why do we say something is out of whack? What is a "whack"? * If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked and dry cleaners depressed? * Do Roman paramedics refer to IV's as "4's"? Please include this information if you forward this joke: ********************************************************* This joke and others like it, can be found in: The Loony Bin http://loonies.net800.co.uk/ ********************************************************* ______________________________________________________________________ To unsubscribe, write to loonies-unsubscribe@listbot.com