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Thu, 4 Nov 1999 20:16:35 +0000
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Here's some wisdom from a mountain man...this one's sent in by June...
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
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------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------
The scene was a tiny mountain village in a remote section of West
Virginia.
An old mountaineer and his young wife were getting a divorce in the
local court. But custody of the children was a problem. The mother
jumped to her feet and protested to the judge that since she had brought
the children into this world, she should retain custody of them.
The old mountaineer also wanted custody of the children. The judge asked
for his side of the story and, after a long moment of silence, the
mountaineer slowly rose from his chair and said, "Judge, when I put a
quarter in a candy machine and a candy bar comes out, does it belong to
me or the machine?"
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