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Thu, 4 Nov 1999 19:26:27 +0000
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Hiya All...
Here's another list for you to look at:
Is Nothing Sacred Anymore?? Only the Law of the Buffalo:
"Great Humor in equals Great Chips out"
And for a batch of the best adult chips on the internet,
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Now on with the humour...
Here are some more of those things that kids say...
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
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Loving Children
The Most Caring Child Author and lecturer Leo Buscaglia once talked
about a contest he was asked to judge. The purpose of the contest was to
find the most caring child. The winner was a four year old child whose
next door neighbor was an elderly gentleman who had recently lost his
wife. Upon seeing the man cry, the little boy went into the old
gentleman's yard, climbed onto his lap, and just sat there. When his
mother asked him what he had said to the neighbor, the little boy said,
"Nothing, I just helped him cry."
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Barney
A four year old was at the pediatrician for a check up. As the doctor
looked down her ears with an otoscope, he asked, "Do you think I'll find
Big Bird in here?"
The little girl stayed silent.
Next, the doctor took a tongue depressor and looked down her throat. He
asked, "Do you think I'll find the Cookie Monster down there?"
Again, the little girl was silent.
Then the doctor put a stethoscope to her chest. As he listened to her
heart beat, he asked, "Do you think I'll hear Barney in there?"
"Oh, no!" the little girl replied. "Jesus is in my heart. Barney's on my
underpants."
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Discouraged?
As I was driving home from work one day, I stopped to watch a local
Little League baseball game that was being played in a park near my
home. As I sat down behind the bench on the first-base line, I asked one
of the boys what the score was.
"We're behind 14 to nothing," he answered with a smile.
"Really," I said. "I have to say you don't look very discouraged."
"Discouraged?" the boy asked with a puzzled look on his face. Why should
we be discouraged? We haven't been up to bat yet."
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Roles And How We Play Them
Whenever I'm disappointed with my spot in my life, I stop and think
about little Jamie Scott.
Jamie was trying out for a part in a school play. His mother told me
that he'd set his heart on being in it, though she feared he would not
be chosen.
On the day the parts were awarded, I went with her to collect him after
school. Jamie rushed up to her, eyes shining with pride and excitement.
"Guess what Mom," he shouted, and then said those words that will remain
a lesson to me, "I've been chosen to clap and cheer."
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