The Loony Bin
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Mon, 27 Sep 1999 10:27:32 +0100
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Hiya All...
If you are a Net addict, the following information may save your life...
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
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************ANDROMEDA******Internet Goddess************
------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------
The 12-Step Program for Web Addict Survivors
Join now ...
Free Membership if you join within the next 30 days!
1) I will have a cup of coffee in the morning and read my newspaper
like I used to, before the Web.
2) I will eat breakfast with a knife and fork and not with one hand
typing.
3) I will get dressed before noon.
4) I will make an attempt to clean the house, wash clothes, and plan
dinner before even thinking of the Web.
5) I will sit down and write a letter to those unfortunate few friends
and family that are Web-deprived.
6) I will call someone on the phone who I cannot contact via the Web.
7) I will read a book... I think I still remember how.
8) I will listen to those around me and their needs and stop telling
them to turn the TV down so I can hear the music on the Web.
9) I will not be tempted during TV commercials to check for email.
10) I will try and get out of the house at least once a week, whether it
is necessary or not.
11) I will remember that my bank is not forgiving if I forget to balance
my checkbook because I was too busy on the Web.
12) Last, but not least, I will remember that I must go to bed
sometime... and the Web will always be there tomorrow!
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