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Fri, 10 Sep 1999 02:01:46 +0100
The Loony Bin - http://loonies.net800.co.uk/ Hiya People... What happens when a blonde goes ice fishing...??? Wishes & Dreams... - ANDREA xx *********THE LOONY BIN****loonies@bloodaxe.com********* *** *** *** Archive: http://loonies.net800.co.uk/ *** *** *** ************ANDROMEDA******Internet Goddess************ ------- Forwarded foolishness follows ------- A BLONDE GOES ICE FISHING A blonde wanted to go ice fishing. She'd seen many books on the subject and finally after getting all the necessary 'tools' together, she made for the nearest frozen lake. After positioning her comfy stool, she started to make a circular cut in the ice. Suddenly, from the sky, a voice boomed, "THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE". Startled, the blonde moved further down the ice, poured a thermos of cappuccino and began to cut another. Again, from the heavens, the voice bellowed, "THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE". The blonde, not quite worried, moved down to the opposite end of the ice, set up her stool, and tried again to cut her hole. The voice came once more and said, "THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE". She stopped, looked skyward and said, "Is that you ,Lord?" The voice replied, "No...this is the ice-skating Rink Manager!" Please include this information if you forward this joke: ********************************************************* This joke and others like it, can be found in: The Loony Bin http://loonies.net800.co.uk/ ********************************************************* ______________________________________________________________________ To unsubscribe, write to loonies-unsubscribe@listbot.com Start Your Own FREE Email List at http://www.listbot.com/