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Hiya All...
There's danger lurking everywhere...
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
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------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------
>From the RISKS digest (comp.risks):
Date: Fri, 30 Jul 1999 08:48:32 -0400
From: Carl Landwehr
Subject: Critical Infrastructure Protection: Japanese toilets
NPR's Morning Edition had a brief story this morning on high-tech
Japanese toilets that include functions such as auto seat raise, warm
rinse, and hot-air blow dry. Some of these have recently been implicated
as a source of fires in houses.
Reporter to woman shopping for toilet:
"Are you concerned about the possibility of fires?"
Woman (as translated):
"No toilet is 100% safe. I am willing to accept some risk."
Carl Landwehr, Mitretek Systems
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