Cold Hands...

The Loony Bin ( loonies@bloodaxe.com )
Fri, 10 Sep 1999 02:04:11 +0100


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Hiya Folks...

Here's a romantic tale of cold hands and warm ears...

Wishes & Dreams...

- ANDREA
        xx

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  ------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------


Two young lovers go up to the mountains for a romantic winter vacation.
When they get there, the guy goes out to chop some wood. 

When he gets back he says, "Honey, my hands are freezing!"

She says, "Honey, put them here between my thighs and that will warm
them up."

After lunch he goes out to chop some more wood and comes back and says
again, "Man, my hands are really freezing!"  

She says again, "Well, put them here between my thighs and warm them
up."  

He does and again that warms him up.

After dinner he goes out one more time to chop some wood to get them
through the night.  

When he returns, he says again, "Honey, my hands are really freezing!"

She looks at him and says: "For crying out loud, don't your ears ever
get cold?"


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