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Fri, 20 Aug 1999 19:03:34 +0100
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Hiya People...
Here are some travellers who can't keep their mouths shut...
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
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------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------
The Driver
A policeman pulled a car over and told the driver he had won $5,000
dollars in the seatbelt competition.
"What are you going to do with the money?" asked the policeman.
"Well, I guess I'm going to get a drivers license", he answered.
"Oh, don't listen to him," said a woman in the passenger seat, "He's a
smart aleck when he's drunk."
Then the guy in the backseat said, "I knew we wouldn't get far in a
stolen car."
At that moment there was a knock from the trunk and a voice said, "Are
we over the border yet?"
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