What They Really Want...

The Loony Bin ( loonies@bloodaxe.com )
Fri, 20 Aug 1999 18:56:49 +0100


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Hiya Folks...

Here's what Mums really want for next Mother's Day...

Wishes & Dreams...

- ANDREA
        xx

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  ------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------


Top 10 List of what Moms REALLY want for Mother's Day:
 
10. To be able to eat a whole candy bar (alone) and drink a soda without  
    any "floaties" (ie, backwash)
 
 9. To have my 14 year-old daughter answer a question without rolling 
    her eyes in that "Why is this person my mother?" way.
 
 8. Five pounds of chocolate that won't add twenty.
 
 7. A shower without a child peeking through the curtain with a "Hiya 
    Mom!" just as I put a razor to my ankle.
 
 6. A full time cleaning person who looks like Brad Pitt
 
 5. For my teenager to announce "Hey, Mom! I got a full scholarship and 
    a job all in the same day!"
 
 4. A grocery store that doesn't have candy/gum/cheap toys displayed at 
    the checkout line.
 
 3. To have a family meal without a discussion about bodily secretions.
 
 2. To be able to step on a plane with my toddlers and NOT have someone 
    moan, "Oh no! Why me...!"
 
And the #1 thing that moms REALLY want for Mother's Day is.....
 
 
 Four words:          Fisher Price Play Prison


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