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Fri, 20 Aug 1999 18:56:49 +0100
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Hiya Folks...
Here's what Mums really want for next Mother's Day...
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
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Top 10 List of what Moms REALLY want for Mother's Day:
10. To be able to eat a whole candy bar (alone) and drink a soda without
any "floaties" (ie, backwash)
9. To have my 14 year-old daughter answer a question without rolling
her eyes in that "Why is this person my mother?" way.
8. Five pounds of chocolate that won't add twenty.
7. A shower without a child peeking through the curtain with a "Hiya
Mom!" just as I put a razor to my ankle.
6. A full time cleaning person who looks like Brad Pitt
5. For my teenager to announce "Hey, Mom! I got a full scholarship and
a job all in the same day!"
4. A grocery store that doesn't have candy/gum/cheap toys displayed at
the checkout line.
3. To have a family meal without a discussion about bodily secretions.
2. To be able to step on a plane with my toddlers and NOT have someone
moan, "Oh no! Why me...!"
And the #1 thing that moms REALLY want for Mother's Day is.....
Four words: Fisher Price Play Prison
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