The Loony Bin
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Tue, 3 Aug 1999 02:14:59 +0100
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Hiya Loonies...
Many of us are having an extremely warm time of it at the moment, which
makes this item particularly appropriate...It's aimed at motorcyclists,
but I think everyone will sympathise...
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
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------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------
IT'S SO HOT IN HERE...
The birds have to use pot holders to pull worms out of the ground.
Farmers are feeding their chickens crushed ice to keep them from laying
hard boiled eggs.
The cows are giving evaporated milk.
The trees are whistling for the dogs.
You can say 110 degrees without fainting.
You eat hot chilies to cool your mouth off.
You can make instant sun tea in your tank bag.
You learn that a chrome brake lever makes a pretty good branding iron.
The temperature drops below 95, you feel a bit chilly.
You discover that in July, it takes only 2 fingers to drive your
motorcycle.
You discover that you can get a sunburn through your face shield.
You notice the best parking place is determined by shade instead of
distance.
Hot water now comes out of both taps.
You can actually burn your hand on the clutch lever.
You break a sweat the instant you step outside at 7:30 a.m. before work.
No one would dream of wearing shorts and sitting on a vinyl motorcycle
seat!
Your biggest motorcycle wreck fear is, "What if I get knocked out and
end up lying on the pavement and cook to death?"
You realize that asphalt has a liquid state.
Riding breaks are measured by bottles of water rather than the need for
gas.
Now that your yard has burnt, you do not have to spend time mowing but
it is still too hot to ride.
You have to chew the air properly before you can swallow it.
The next person to ask you "Hot 'nuff for ya?" WILL recieve a black eye.
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