Kids and Religion...

The Loony Bin ( loonies@bloodaxe.com )
Tue, 3 Aug 1999 02:01:18 +0100


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Hiya People...

Kids are still coming up with great comments...

Wishes & Dreams...

- ANDREA
        xx

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Kids and Religion

 
When my daughter was about four years old, she still had a hard time
grasping the concept of marriage. But anyway, I got out our wedding
album, thinking visual images would help, and explained the entire
service to her.  

Once finished, I asked if she had any questions, and she replied, "Oh.
I see. Is that when Mommy came to work for us, Daddy?"
  
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A mother took her three-year-old daughter to church for the first time.
The church lights were lowered, and then the choir came down the aisle,
carrying lighted candles.

All was quiet until the little one started to sing in a loud voice,
"Happy Birthday to you, happy birthday to you..."
  
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I had been teaching my three-year-old daughter, Caitlin, the Lord's
Prayer. For several evenings at bedtime she practiced with me until she
felt she was ready to go solo. 

I listened with pride as she carefully enunciated each word, right up to
the end of the prayer. "Lead us not into temptation," she prayed, "but
deliver us some e-mail. Amen."


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