Royal Wedding...

The Loony Bin ( loonies@bloodaxe.com )
Tue, 3 Aug 1999 01:53:29 +0100


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Hiya All...

Right, let's see who we can offend today...this one was sent in by
Len...

Wishes & Dreams...

- ANDREA
        xx

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  ------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------


On the day of the wedding, Sophie was getting dressed, surrounded by all 
her family, and she suddenly realised she had forgotten to get any
shoes. Panic!

Then her sister remembered that she had a pair of white shoes from her
wedding so she lent them to Sophie for the day. Unfortunately they were
a bit too small and by the time the festivities were over Sophie's feet
were agony.

When she and Edward withdrew to their room the only thing she could
think of was getting her shoes off.

The rest of the Family crowded round the door to the bedroom and they
heard roughly what they expected, grunts, straining noises and the
occasional muffled scream. Eventually they heard Edward say "God, that
was tight".

"There," whispered the Queen. "I told you she was a virgin."

Then, to their surprise, they heard Edward say, "Right. Now for the
other one." There followed more grunting and straining, and at last
Edward said, "My God. That was even tighter."

"That's my boy," said the Duke. "Once a sailor, always a sailor."


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