The Loony Bin
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Sun, 1 Aug 1999 12:27:58 +0100
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Hiya All...
Here are some pithy sayings that really ought to be available on women's
t-shirts...
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
xx
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------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------
Women's T-shirt Sayings
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Next mood swing: 6 minutes.
I hate everybody, and you're next.
And your point is...
Warning: I have an attitude and I know how to use it.
Remember my name - you'll be screaming it later.
You KNOW you want me.
Don't worry. It'll only seem kinky the first time...
Of course I don't look busy... I did it right the first time.
I'm multitalented: I can talk and piss you off at the same time.
Do NOT start with me. You will NOT win.
You have the right to remain silent, so please SHUT UP.
All stressed out and no one to choke.
How can I miss you if you won't go away?
If we are what we eat, I'm fast, cheap and easy.
Nobody knows I'm not wearing underwear
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