Windows 2000 Errors...

The Loony Bin ( loonies@bloodaxe.com )
Thu, 22 Jul 1999 17:50:33 +0100


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Hiya Folks...

Here are some proposed error messages for the new Windows 2000...

Wishes & Dreams...

- ANDREA
        xx

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  ------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------


The following are new Windows messages that are under consideration for
the planned Windows 2000:

 1. Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue.

 2. Press any key to continue or any other key to quit.

 3. Press any key except...no, No, NO, NOT THAT ONE!

 4. Bad command or file name! Go stand in the corner.

 5. This will end your Windows session. Do you want to play another 
    game?

 6. Windows message: "Error saving file! Format drive now? (Y/Y)"

 7. This is a message from God Gates: "Rebooting the world.  Please
    log off."

 8. To "shut down" your system, type "WIN".

 9. BREAKFAST.SYS halted... Cereal port not responding.

10. COFFEE.SYS missing...Insert cup in cup holder and press any key.

11. File not found. Should I fake it? (Y/N)

12. Bad or missing mouse. Spank the cat? (Y/N)

13. Runtime Error 6D at 417A:32CF: Incompetent User.

14. Error reading FAT record: Try the SKINNY one? (Y/N)

15. WinErr 16547: LPT1 not found. Use backup. (PENCIL & PAPER.SYS)

16. User Error: Replace user.

17. Windows VirusScan 1.0 - "Windows found: Remove it? (Y/N)"

18. Your hard drive has been scanned and all stolen software titles
    have been deleted. The police are on the way.

19. User Error: Intelligence Resource Level Insufficient

20. Netscape.exe... Bad file name...
    May we suggest M/S Internet Explorer? (Y/y)


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