The Loony Bin
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Thu, 22 Jul 1999 18:00:17 +0100
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Hiya Loonies...
Here's someone who got more than they bargained for on a trip to the
pharmacy...
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
xx
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------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------
GOOD TESTING
I've been going to the same pharmacy for years now, and yet each time
they ask my address, phone number, social security number, etc.
A perky lil' blonde pharmacist was taking the information, and I said
curtly, "My fingerprints are on file."
She was unshaken, saying, "OK." Then she asked, "Grandmother's maiden
name?"
Not to be outdone, I quipped, "Maternal or Paternal?"
She looked up smiling and said, "You're pretty good."
Not finished with her yet I replied, "That's what I've been told many
times."
Pausing to check me out, she raised one eyebrow, "Perhaps the level of
testing here-to-fore has been insufficient."
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