The Loony Bin
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Wed, 28 Jul 1999 23:37:28 +0100
Hiya Folks...
Here's a suggestion for paying your taxes...
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
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------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------
Satisfied Taxpayer
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There was a man who computed his taxes for 1998 and discovered that he
owed $3407. He packaged up his payment and included this letter:
Dear IRS:
Enclosed is my 1998 Tax Return & payment. Please take note of the
attached article from the USA Today newspaper. In the article, you will
see that the Pentagon is paying $171.50 for hammers and NASA has paid
$600.00 for a toilet seat.
Please find enclosed four toilet seats (value $2400) and six hammers
(value $1029). This brings my total payment to $3429.00.
Please note the overpayment of $22.00 and apply it to the "Presidential
Election Fund," as noted on my return. Might I suggest you the send the
above mentioned fund a "1.5 inch screw." (See attached article...HUD
paid $22.00 for a 1.5 inch Phillips Head Screw.)
It has been a pleasure to pay my tax bill this year, and I look forward
to paying it again next year.
Sincerely,
A Satisfied Taxpayer
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